Some people say :
Wife is a HARIMAU ...............
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU
And some say:
Wife is like TV ,
Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV ,
Go out bring HP .
No money , sell TV
Got money change HP .
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP .
TV free for life
if you don't pay HP , the services will be terminated .
TV is big , bulky and most of the time old
HP is cute , slim , curvy and very portable at any time .
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
for HP is high and often demanding..
Most Important , TV got remote but HP doesn't have .
Last but not least.......
TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......
Once get it , HABIS LAH .
So better choose TV lah!!!
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